Funny Quotes from D

So, lately D has been making me chuckle with his latest quotes. Here are a few of them...

After missing his soccer game on Saturday, he was telling me all about it. Since he was playing against his buddy Aidan, he went on to tell me that Aidan did a backflip and scored a goal and then he did a handstand and scored a goal. Finally, he told me he was kidding, but clasping his hands together, says, "Dear God, can I please please please be on Aidan's team?" Oh, that boy.

Yesterday when I picked him up from school, he says, "Mommy, I am so embarrassed, but I am going to tell you anyway...I have a girlfriend." Who's your girlfriend? "Eva." So, I ask, did you ask her to be your girlfriend or did she ask you to be her boyfriend. "She asked me to be her boyfriend." Then the boys both got in a discussion about who their girlfriends were. Oh, I am so not ready for this.

He also just had his first sleepover. He really enjoyed it. My little guy is growing up so fast!